It appears that I am being exiled to NYC for a few days next week. I generally try to avoid venturing east of the Mississippi River, and I especially detest going places with such ridiculous population densities as found in NYC, Boston, etc. All things being equal, I'd just as soon stay out here in the wide open spaces that we enjoy in the wild wild west. So wild in fact, that just yesterday our HR manager had to send out a corporate memo on what to do if approached by a mountain lion or a bear.
What? Just lions and bears? What about tigers? Oh my!
But duty calls and Manhattan here I come. I'll be easy to spot, just look for my cowboy boots and shirts with pearl snaps.
Good thing I have one of these though.

The World's Greatest Laptop Bag
Don't leave home without it. I just wish that the 17" version was offered in Swiss Army Red like the old one I have for my 15.4" Dell was...